What is America's premiere hipster city (part 2)?

Hi, I'm a retard from LA who needs somebody to lick my ego from time to time. I am not really secure about my home city, thus I keep starting threads that loudly proclaim how great LA is and how it is equal to NY in every possible way imaginable. Then I start polls where only LA and NY are options because it is my goal to make everybody think that their city is inferior to mine.>