Laughing at Ourselves: The USA Edition

I saw this in the Canada forum. There are too many people here who get easily offended at the slightest negative remark about their reigon, state, city, etc. There are also too many people who like to bash other places in general. So, maybe this will help relieve us and our tension. This is a thread where we can bash our own cities/regions/etc. in a joking manner. My requests: --Feel free to use stereotypyes of any kind, even if it is true --Don't try to disprove someone's post with a fact. Once facts are pointed out, the fun is gone --Don't bash any region/city/state/etc. other than your own. (ATL won't bash Charlotte, New England won't bash the South, etc.) --Have a good time, this is a time to do a little self-satire of your home area>